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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

No go.

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

No way

Why is Google betting big on anthropic?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

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share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

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