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Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
No go.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Then came..
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
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